I’m Thinking Herpes ™
Late night hunger pains
Take the reigns
I’m not insane
I’m just itchy
Ten-gallon hat
Holding a vat
Of something that went splat
That woman was witchy
Neon signs
Of a personality most boderline
Tonight I dine
On what I’ve been wrought
Slow burn
Brings about a turn
A lesson I have learned
Feeling hot, hot, hot
Spoken like a man who has enjoyed a good scratch.