Ancient Body Odor (and other things left to us by our 4 bears)
It appears to me when watching movies or reading books (assuming I can read) that are period pieces, I have always been perplexed by something that I find very troubling. Take for instance the family-friendly blockbuster 300. At the beginning of the film, the movie, the cinematic happening…there is an extended and slightly graphic s.e.x. scene in which King Lionel Richie and his queen (Latifah, I believe) go at it like two dolphins caught in a tuna net. While some might find this arousing, I found it disturbing (right after it was arousing). The only thought that crosses my mind in these baby-making scenes in period films and books is this: These people have not bathed properly in their entire lives, they have no real protection against body odor and other forms of human stank, and they have never brushed their teeth with goodness of Colgate.
Think about it next time you watch or read (if you are able) one of these boning sessions. Think about the smell. Think about our environment. The point is: you’re a racist.

Certain cultures find natural body odor and accompanying phermones to be a turn on. There was a great deal of things that they did not have to worry about that we do, such as the AIDS pandemic, other creepy crawlies like AIDS, so to me, bone-ing au natural seems ever tempting.
THANK YOU!!! Ever since i saw jude law and that other sniper chick in enemy at the gates fornicate in the dirt of that underground resistance shelter (which im sure neither of them had given proper hygiene a second thought since the storming of red square)I’ve wondered how arousal was possible. Dare i ponder how many menstrual cycles above said female had gone through without at least a little soap and water douching prior to this filthy romp of gorbachevian proportions. anyways… moral of the story…. gorbachev was huUuUuUuge.