Loan Shart

Andrew Zimmer

Couldn’t make himself thinner

Serv’n a plate of scab meat stew.

He could eat it

And by Joe he would bleed it

If it weren’t for Caroline’s rue.

Who are we kidding?

There exists nothing that man won’t consume…  Leave room.

He left again without regret

And graduated to food poltroon.

~ by aquitard on July 26, 2008.